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HOW DO I GET MY PHOTO
ON THIS PAGE?
and other pressing questions for the technically-insouciant
1. What does "insouciant" mean? It means "untroubled", as in "he was technically insouciant, so he didn't care if his CD-R drive was not a cupholder -- it worked for him."
2. How do I get my picture posted to FACES of CARM? Send an email to carmfaces@yahoo.com
Your e-mail program should launch.
Type a quick note about yourself and what I should not say about you.
Attach your photo like you would attach any file.
click "SEND".
Pray for mercy.
3. No, seriously: I have a photo and I can't put it inside my computer -- it doesn't fit in any of the slots. How do I send it to you? Hence: insouciant.
You have three choices:
  1. Easy Method: At work, find the nerdy guy who has all the hardware (boxes with lights and wires) on his desk. He works at the Help Desk (in which case, go to option 2) or in Graphics Design (in which case, he'll be a nerd but you won't be able to tell because he'll be dressed like someone from one of those "Old Navy" commercials with the old woman and the dog). Ask him (and it might be a her), "Please scan in my photo at 72 DPI, with the area of my face not smaller than 144x144 pixels." You'll sound very smart, and you'll have your face in a file. Then ask, "Will you e-mail it to me? I need it for something I'm working on." When you get the e-mail, forward it to "carmfaces@yahoo.com"
  2. Hard, Expensive Method: Go to WAL*MART and buy the smallest pack of formatted floppy disks you can find -- proably a 10 pack. Throw all but one disk away (who uses floppies anymore?).

    3. Go to the one-hour photo. Ask for help with the Kodak picture scanner. It is very likely that no one will be able to help you. Press the start button on the TV screen and try to follow the instructions. Save your scanned image onto the floppy. Follow the instructions on FAQ #1 of this page.
  3. Make Maranathaheart insane method: Mail your photo to me and I'll scan it. Of course, you do not have my address, so it will probably make you insane first.